Call it like it is.
What idiot called it filing for divorce instead of applying for alone
Who called them cherry tomatoes instead of t'mater tots
Why the hell is Spanish ESPN called ESPN Deportes and not ESPÑol
Who called it an escalator and not stairroids
Beef jerky was just called beef before it got jealous and said things it can't take back
A group of tampons is called a groupon
Who called it a fart instead of a pewmulus cloud
The fact Zippo doesn't make a blowtorch called the zippopotamus amazes me
Techno used to just be called tech before you had the option
Who called it sex ed and not private school
It used to be called Mike's Lemonade before Mike hit puberty
It's called a slam dunk because the first guy to slam dunk was named Slamuel Dunkerson
Who called it church aerobics instead of crossfit
If you wear three hats it's called a hockey trick
Before he got a hook the crew just called him Captain Hands
Who the hell called them corduroys instead of thighlaphones
If there's not an Australian dating site called SoulMate I don't know why we have the internet
A group of walruses is called a walmart
Minivans should just be called vans and all other vans should be called amber alerts
Humpty Dumpty was just called Humpty before he shit on a wall
At this point every spice girl is just called old spice
I don't care what anyone says, a group of cows is called mooose
At this point any photograph not taken of yourself is just called a selflessie
Who called it a sperm bank instead of a gene jackit
An 80's band just called the Durans
Shouldn't it be called a baby seat? I mean, we're ALL sitting in car seats
What idiot called it depression instead of anti-matter
Who called them farts and not air quotes
Why wasn't the prequel to Silence of the Lambs called OMG STFU LAMBS
Thick sideburns are called chops because they hack through lady's underpants
A small, Mexican "doggy door" is often called the doorito
Who the hell called it a Ouija board and not Spirit Fingers
Who called them sherpas instead of mountain doers
Who called them sex addicts instead of box trolls
A group of douchebags is called a douchesack